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There is only one thing better than a icy-cold Slurpee… a FREE icy-cold Slurpee!  If you are craving a shot of super-sweet refreshment, head to your local 7-11 store on Sunday, July 11th (7/11, get it?) and pick up a free 7.11 ounce Slurpee.

While supplies last, all 7/11 in the USA will be celebrating the birthday of the 7/11 chain by giving away the greatest non-alcoholic frozen drink in the universe.

If you are new to the Slurpee, let me give you some advice…

1)  Your Slurpee will start to settle in the cup shortly after you draw it.  Like a Guinness, you need to take your time when preparing your beverage.  Let it rest.  Lightly tap the bottom of the cup on the counter to compact the Slurpee.  Top off the cup.  Perfection!

2)  You cannot go wrong with either Coke or Wild Cherry flavor.  Stay away from Banana.

3)  With the exception of Pina Colada, Slurpees are Kosher.

4)  Until you know your Slurpee drinking limits, don’t drink it too fast!  ”Brain Freeze” will hit the unsuspecting Slurpee-guzzler and completely ruin the exquisite experience of 28-degree carbonated bliss.

Slurpee is a registered trademark of 7-11 Corporation.

By Sci-Guy-Mike

3 Responses to “Free Slurpee on Sunday, July 11!!!”

  1. Martin

    Clearly a more elegant beverage…for a more civilised age.

  2. Sci-Guy John

    “While supplies last”? When have they ever run out of Slurpee?

  3. Sci-Guy-Mike

    I could see them running out of cups… but not Slurpee.

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